英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精.doc

Beat it! 人物：T:唐僧 M:孙悟空 P:猪八戒 S:沙僧 X:白骨精原型 B1:白骨精变成的村姑 2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人 B3: 白骨精变成男人 T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。 T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问） 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。 M: Idiot, What are you looking at? 孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。 M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅) T:(很吃惊) （转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! P: Oh, mster! Forgive me。I will never do this again (伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west. P: Mster, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow o. 我这肚子饿了。 M: Fat Pig! P: Monkeyif you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。 M: Hm！ T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungryCould you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too! T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…. T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem! (画圈)S: This is…..? M: Electric net伏魔圈! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it. T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it! Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry. S: Ok, master. Bye!(飞走) T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》白骨精上场 X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I come up with a plan. Ehn…..get it! i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个村姑。 1:I look great! 蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌….. B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。 B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！ T: Bomb? (出牌) B1: Double King! 王炸！ T: Oh….I win! Em