《荆珂刺秦王》搞笑英语话剧剧本.doc

《荆珂刺秦王》搞笑英语话剧剧本 介绍：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 译：很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图通过疯狂的方式来表达疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，被送往杀清，“嬴政”之王。但最后他失败了。你想知道发生了什么，在那个时候？好了，下一个节目会告诉你真相。 Action 1 太子丹（掏出镜子梳头，自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful，graceful ，handsome，charming，cute，smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng. 太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. 译： 太子丹：魔镜，魔镜，告诉我，谁是最美丽的人在世界上？ （画外音：是你，太子丹）感谢你镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是一个嫉妒的人，我觉得他会杀了我，如果魔镜告诉他真相。我很害怕。所以，我能做些什么？我的牧师在哪？ 阿三：亲爱的，我来了。 太子丹：我一再告诉你，你应该叫我“我最美丽的，优雅的，英俊，迷人，可爱，聪明和最亲爱的太子丹！” 阿三：当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找到一个英雄杀嬴政 太子：噢。什么是本世纪最昂贵的商品？ Talent！好主意！但是，谁是合适的人选？ 阿三：筛选后，我有这样两个前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是金科先生。明天他们将PK世界的NO1杀手。 太子：嗯，尽快给我赢家，好不好？ 阿三：是的。 Action 2 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Of course! 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起，两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊”李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened?