口语课小品(金斧头银斧头新编).doc

NARRATAGE: Once upon the time, there was a woodcutter living on chopping wood. He worked before sunrise and went home after sunset. One day, when he was on the way home along a river, his iron axe fell into the river by coincidence. WOODCUTTER: Oh my god! My axe! My lovely darling! How can I live without you! Dont leave me alone! N:At this moment,a strange man rose from the river suddenly. RIVER GOD:Who dare to disturb my sleep? You are so noisy! W: Im sorry. I didnt mean to awake you. I just cant help bursting into tears. My lovely axe fell into the river just now. I cant live without her. By the way ,how could you sleep under a river? And who are you? RG: Of course i sleep under river. Im the river god. W: river god? Does this kind of thing really exist? RG: You silly human beings! Im surely the river god. N: river god took out 2 axes. One is sliver and the other is made of gold. RG: I got two axes. Which one is yours? W: neither. Mine is iron. N: river god smiled with relief and fetched out the woodcutters iron axe. W: its her! My lovely darling! Thank u so much! Now i admit that youre specter(幽灵) completely! RG: im not a specter! Im river god! Im immortal!（神仙） W:well .if you say so . RG: since youre so honest, i think i should give you some reward. N: River god gave the woodcutter both the gold and sliver axes. Then he disappeared in a second. The woodcutter was so proud of himself then he told the marvellous story to his neighbour, who was a farmer and was look exactly like the river god. His neighbour watched his duck, then an bad idea suddenly occurred to him. Another day after, he picked his duck up,walked alone the river that the woodcutter told him and throw his duck into it on purpose, then he yelled... FARMER: oh my duckling! How could you discord me by this way! Come back with me. I cant imagine the life without you! N: you think the river god would show up again? No! Guess what? Nothing happened. And the greedy neighbours duckling swam away. He was so