遗嘱清单 所有台词.doc

爱德华.佩瑞曼.科尔 在五月去世了 Edward perriman cole died in may. 那是在一个周日的下午 天空万里无云 It was a sunday afternoon, and there wasnt a cloud in the sky. 人生的功过是非 很难衡量 Its difficult to understand the sum of a persons life. 有人说取决于他所留下事物 Some people will tell you its measured by the ones left behind. 有人让信仰来评定 Some believe it can be measured in faith. 有人说爱能衡量一切 Some say by love. 还有人说人生根本就没有意义 Other folks say life has no meaning at all. 我? Me? 我相信你可以 I believe that you measure yourself 用那些以你为度量标准的人来衡量自己 by the people who measured themselves by you. 而我所肯定的就是 无论你如何度量 What I can tell you for sure is that, by any measure 爱德华.寇尔在这世上活的最后日子 edward cole lived more in his last days on earth 比大部分人穷取一生的日子还要充实 than most people manage to wring out of a lifetime. 我知道当他去世时 他的双眼是闭上的 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed 而他的心灵却是敞开的 and his heart was open. 说出姓氏以H开头的五个总统的名字 name the five presidents whose last names begin with the letter h H? H? 沃伦.G.哈定 拉塞福德.b.海斯 赫伯特.胡佛 Warren g. harding, rutherford b. hayes, herbert hoover 还有两个都姓哈里森 分别叫本杰明和威廉.亨利 and the two harrisons, benjamin and william henry. 啊 Ah. 我还以为两个harrison能难倒你呢 Thought Id get you with the double harrisons. _哈哈哈 _你很变态 你知道吗 Ha_ha_ha. _ youre sick, you know? 这就叫变态吗 你知不知道他们的老婆的名字 You think thats sick, can you name their wives? _不行 _我也不行 _ no. _ neither can i. _喂 修车王卡特 _我在 _yo, cartey_car! _yo! _他们什么时候要那辆大黄蜂 _昨天 _ when they need the camaro, man? _ yesterday. _好 我又找到一个 _尽管问 _all right, I got one for you. _all right. 谁发明了收音机 Who invented the radio? 挺难的 Thats a hard one. 你知道吗 终于有你不会的了 what do you know, I finally got you. no. 问题的关键是 究竟是谁发明了收音机 I dont know if you want who they think invented the radio 还是真正的发明收音机的那个人 or the person who actually invented the radio. 在这儿是指 Well, in here it says 马可尼 对不对 Marconi, right? 没错 还能有谁呢 Yeah, it aint him? 普罗大众都认为是他发明了收音机 Hes the one they generally think invented the radio. 事实上 1909年他获得了诺贝尔奖 In fact, he got a nobel prize for it in 1909. 真相是一个叫做尼古拉.特斯拉的家伙 Truth is a guy named nikola tesla... 在1