艾伦德杰尼勒斯毕业演讲双语版.doc

艾伦德杰尼勒斯列举了2009年5月16日在杜兰大学毕业典礼上发表演说。 Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher.谢谢主席考，考恩先生夫人，各位嘉宾，平凡的客人 - 你知道你是谁，兑现教师和爬行西班牙语教师。 And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and havent slept since Fat Tuesday, but you cant graduate til I finish, so listen up.并感谢所有在2009年毕业班，我知道你最是很难受的头痛欲裂，没有睡觉，因为脂肪星期二，但你不能毕业我直到我完成，所以听着。 When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes.当有人问我，使毕业典礼上发表演说，我立即答应了。 Then I went to look up what commencement meant.然后我去找了什么开始的意思。 Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portias, and theyre all written in Australian.哪个都容易，如果我有一本字典，但大多数的书在我们的房子是鲍西亚的，他们都是在澳大利亚写的。 So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.因此，我不得不打破了自己的单词，找出意义。 Commencement: common, and cement.生效日期：普通，和水泥。 Common cement.普通水泥。 You commonly see cement on sidewalks.您通常看到人行道水泥。 Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mothers back.人行道上有裂缝，如果你在一个裂缝的一步，你打破你的妈妈回来了。 So theres that.因此，必须到此为止。 But Im honored that youve asked me here to speak at your common cement.但我很荣幸，你问我在这里发言，你的普通水泥。 I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school.我还以为你是一个著名校友 - alumini - 铝 - alumis - 你已经从这个学校毕业。 And I didnt go to college here, and I dont know if President Cowan knows, I didnt go to any college at all.我并没有在这里上大学，我不知道总统科安知道，我没有去任何学院的。 Any college.任何学院。 And Im not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I”ma huge celebrity.而且我不是说你浪费你的时间，金钱，但看看我，我“马大名人。 Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers.虽然我没有从学校毕业的硬来临，我们的吉祥物是门环。 I spent a lot of time here growing up.我花了很多时间在这里成长。 My mom worked at (?) and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse.我妈妈曾在（？），我会去那里，