傲慢与偏见 Pride And Prejudice Script.doc

Pride And Prejudice Script Lydia! Kitty! My dear Mr. Bennet, have you heard? Netherfield Park is let at last. Do you not want to know who has taken it? As you wish to tell me, my dear, I doubt I have any choice in the matter. Kitty, what have I told you about listening at the door? Theres a Mr. Bingley arrived from the North. - Five thousand a year! - Really? - Hes single! - Whos single? A Mr. Bingley, apparently. Kitty! How can that possibly affect them? Mr. Bennet, how can you be so tiresome? You know he must marry one of them. That is his design in settling here? You must go and visit him at once. Good heavens. People. For we may not visit if you do not, as you well know, Mr. Bennet. - Are you listening? You never listen. - You must, Papa! At once! Theres no need. I already have. - You have? - When? Oh, Mr. Bennet, how can you tease me so? Have you no compassion for my poor nerves? You mistake me, my dear. I have the highest respect for them. Theyve been my constant companions these twenty years. Papa! - Is he amiable? - Who? - Is he handsome? - Hes sure to be. With a year, it would not matter if he had warts. Whos got warts? I will consent to his marrying whichever girl he chooses. - So will he come to the ball tomorrow? - I believe so. - Mr. Bennet! - I have to have your muslin! - Ill lend you my green slippers! - They were mine. - Ill do your mending for a week. - Ill retrim your new bonnet. Two weeks Ill do it for. Its not the same! Its not the same. I cant breathe. I think one of my toes just came off. If every man does not end the evening in love with you, then Im no judge of beauty. - Or men. - No, they are far too easy to judge. Theyre not all bad. Humourless poppycocks,in my limited experience. One day, someone will catch your eye, and then youll have to watch your tongue. How good of you to come. Which of the painted peacocks is our Mr. Bingley? Hes on the right. On the left is his sister. - The person with the quizzical brow? - That i