英语笑话(班会;知识普及;小组幻灯片比赛).ppt

Where Am I An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?Yes, the farmer looked at him strangely and said, you are in your car, sir. Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, youve done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddys lap. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ? 　A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail。 一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。 A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood。 大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！ A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said:”I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!” 　　一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说：“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊！我害人终害己了！” How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew? 　　如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？ 　　A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake。 　　湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。 * * /xiahuifenjie 个人博客： English humortony提供 ppt宝藏__提供下载 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I cant marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse deal! *