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美国的税 Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper. What you do with this article now that you have read it. Is up to you. This might be funny if it werent so darned true.Be sure to read all the way to the end: 下面这首打油诗是美国福罗里达州奥兰多哨兵报的前专栏作家查理.雷斯所作。读后你有何感想？这仁者见仁了。这也许很好玩，如果它不是那么很真实。 但你可要一直读完它。Tax his land, 土地要收税Tax his bed, 床要收税Tax the table 餐桌要收税At which hes fed. 他们就是在我们的餐桌上喂大的Tax his tractor, 收他的拖拉机税Tax his mule, 收他的骡子税Teach him taxes 告诫他要交税Are the rule. 这就是规定Tax his work, 工作要交税Tax his pay, 收入要交税He works for peanuts 哪怕是Anyway! 他为花生工作Tax his cow, 他的奶牛要交税Tax his goat, 他的山羊要交税Tax his pants, 他的裤衩要交税Tax his coat. 他的外套要交税Tax his ties, 他的领带要交税Tax his shirt, 他的衬衫要交税Tax his work, 他的劳动要交税Tax his dirt. 他的垃圾要交税Tax his tobacco, 他的烟草要交税Tax his drink, 他的饮料要交税Tax him if he 征他的税Tries to think. 如果他还想思考的话Tax his cigars, 收他雪茄税Tax his beers, 收他啤酒税If he cries 如果他敢哭Tax his tears. 收他眼泪税Tax his car, 汽车收税Tax his gas, 燃气收税Find other ways 如果能想到办法To tax his ass. 收他屁眼税Tax all he has 他的所有皆要收税Then let him know 再告诉他That you wont be done “我们还没完呢” Till he has no dough. 直到他被彻底榨干When he screams and hollers; 如果他叫喊Then tax him some more, 那就多收税Tax him till 直得到他Hes good and sore. 到死Then tax his coffin, 然后再收他的棺材税Tax his grave, 墓地税Tax the sod in 埋葬他的那块地Which hes laid. 也他妈的要收税Put these words 在他的坟头上Upon his tomb, 立上这个牌子Taxes drove me “是税to my doom... 将我逼入地狱”When hes gone, 他死了Do not relax, 也不能闲着Its time to apply 是时候了The inheritance tax. 我们该收他的遗产税：Accounts Receivable Tax 可收性账户税Building Permit Tax 建筑许可税CDL license Tax 经营性汽车驾照税Cigarette Tax 香烟税Corporate Income Tax 合股收入税Dog License Tax 养狗执照税Excise Taxes 健身税Federal Income Tax 联邦收入税Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 联邦失业税Fishing License Tax 钓鱼许可证税Food License Tax 饮食许可证税Fuel Permit Tax 燃料许可税Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per g