Friends 六人行 第一季 中英文全台词0108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice.doc

108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice（祖母）娜娜死了两回 [Scene: Chandlers Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. ? Shelley enters.)Shelley: Hey gorgeous, hows it going? 帅哥，怎么样? Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this? 萤光灯下的脱水日本面, 我能有多好? Shelley: Question. Youre not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 问你一个问题 你目前没有约会的对象吧? 我遇见一个和你是绝配的人 Chandler: Ah, ysee, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent, or self-destructive... 绝配或许是个问题, 你若说共同独立或自我毁灭的话… Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? 周六想要有个约会的对象吗? Chandler: Yes please. 当然，拜托了 Shelley: Okay. Hes cute, hes funny, hes- 他人帅, 而且风趣，他… Chandler: Hes a he? 你说的是“他”? Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. Im just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye... 好吧，是的, 糟了，我以为…你是个有为的青年. 很好,雪莉,我要到马桶去把自己冲掉 Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there.) Chandler: ...Couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? 听完后我没心情吃面了 这不荒谬吗? 你能相信她会有这样的想法吗? Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, yknow, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... 能, 我第一次见到你时 我以为你是…可能…也许 Chandler: You did? 你真的这样认为? Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebes entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. 对，但后来你在菲比的生日会上 一直盯着我的胸部…我想你大概不是吧 Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? 你们第一次看见我时 也是这样认为? Monica: I did. 我是 Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. 我也是 Joey: Not me. 我不是 Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, yknow, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. 不，我也不这么认为,虽然大学时代的苏珊 这样认为 Chandler: Youre kidding! Did you tell her I wasnt? 开什么玩笑? 你有告诉她我不是吗? Ross: No. No, its just cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... 没有, 因为我也想跟她约会, 我告诉她你和伯尼是一对, 因为他也喜欢她 (Joey cong