(英语)版脑筋急转弯.ppt

* * Questions 1??If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? 2? Who earns a living by driving his customers away? 3??What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? Wet Taxi driver An envelope 4???Why are the letter G and letter S in gloves close to each other? 5???Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? Because there is love between them! Because it cant see both sides at once. 6 What must you do before you return a book to the library? Borrow the book from library. 7） What month do soldiers hate? March (三月，行军) 8）What is the smallest room in the world? Mushroom. (蘑菇) 9）Which month has 28 days? Every month has at least 28 days! 10）With which hand do you write? Neither. I use a pen! 11）Where does harvest come before work? In a dictionary. 12）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ? Because it is matchless. “matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”； 13）Why do birds fly south? Its too far to walk.? 14）Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? They don’t want to be hot-dog. You speak English?? ?????? Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. Whats more, he only speaks a few words of English. ????? The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, How much English can you speak? ???? The defendant looked up and said, Give me your wallet! client：顾客, 客户, 委托人 barely：adv. 仅仅, 刚刚, 几乎不能 defendant：n.被告 adj.辩护的, 为自己辩护的 Be Much Worse. Policeman:?? Why didnt you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?　Man:?If I had opened my mouth, theyd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. The First Day as a Taxi Driver A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a s