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目 录 第1集 2 第2集 14 第3集 26 第4集 37 第5集 50 第6集 60  第1集 OLDER TED: Kids, Im gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother. -Are we being punished for something? -No. -Yeah, is this gonna take a while? -Yes. Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life. It was way back in 2005, I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect and Iiving in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college, My Iife was good, And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up, Will you marry me? Yes. Perfect. And then youre engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast, you have sex on the kitchen floor. -Dont have sex on our kitchen floor. -Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted. Dude, are you kidding? Its you and Lily. Ive been there for all the big moments of you and Lily. The night you met, your first date, other first things. Yeah, sorry, we thought you were asleep. Its physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too. My God, youre getting engaged tonight. Yeah. What are you doing tonight? What was I doing? Here, Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step ofhis Iife, And me? Im calling up your Uncle Barney, Hey, so you know how Ive always had a thing for half-Asian girls? Well, now Ive got a new favorite. Lebanese girls. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians. Hey, you wanna do something tonight? Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! -Hey. -Wheres your suit? Just once, when I say suit up, I wish youd put on a suit. -I did. That one time. -lt was a blazer. You know, ever since college its been Marshall and Lily and me. Now its gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. Theyll get married, start a family. Before long, Im that weird middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted. I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? Ted, Im gonna teach you how to live. -Barney. We met at the ur