绝望主妇第三季 剧本13.doc

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - 03.13 - COME PLAY WIZ ME (formatted by Amanda) BREES HOUSE Orson Hodge stands in front of his mirror, looking at his teeth. Mary Alice: If there was one thing Orson Hodge understood, it was teeth. Thats why people stopped him at barbecues...during cocktail parties...and in the occasional mens room. Yes, when it came to teeth, people expected Dr. Hodge to have all the answers. Sadly for Orson, this was not always the case. Bree comes into the bathroom and shows Orson the bloody teeth that she had found in Almas house. Orson: Well, it does look a little fishy. Bree: Fishy? It couldnt be more obvious. Alma killed Monique. Thats why she disappeared. And I bet she pulled the teeth so people would suspect her dentist husband. Orson: Why would she keep them? Bree: Who knows? Shes probably gonna sneak in and plant them in our house. Orson: Well, weve saved for the trouble, havent we? Is it a full set? He takes the velvet bag the teeth were in and pours it out onto the bed. Bree: Orson! Not on the duvet! Orson: Oh, its okay. They wont stain. Bree: I dont care! I am not sleeping in a bed that had your dead mistress teeth in it! Lets just take them to the police. Orson: And say what? We cant prove these came from Almas. Shell deny ever having seen them. And dont forget, Im the one they suspect. Bree: Well, we have to do something. Orson: I agree, but not until we put them back in her house. And then well call the police. Trust me, shell never get away with it. Bree leaves the room and Orson picks up the phone and dials a number. On the other end, Gloria, his mother, picks up. Gloria: Hello. Orson: Youve been very naughty, havent you? Gloria: Orson? Is that you? Orson: I know what you and Alma are up to, and its gonna stop. Mary Alice: Yes, Orson was an expert on teeth. Gloria: I have no idea what youre talking about. Orson: Oh, I think you do. Mary Alice: Thats how he could tell when people were lying through them. OPENING CREDITS HOSPITAL A bleeding man