marriage humur 关于结婚的英文幽默笑话.doc

marriage humur 关于结婚的英文幽默笑话.doc

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marriage humur 关于结婚的英文幽默笑话

Top 14 Humor of Getting married To those who are married and who are reluctant to get married-- #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Arent you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?? The other replied, Yes, I am. I married the wrong man. #CASE 3 Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. #CASE 4 Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelors degree and the woman gets her masters status. #CASE 5 A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?? And the father replied, I dont know son, Im still paying for it. #CASE 6 Young son : Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries her? Dad : That happens in most countries, son. #CASE 7 Then there was a man who said, I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late. #CASE 8 A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. #CASE 9 When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. #CASE 10 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. #CASE 11 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. And the Husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didnt notice it. #CASE 12 A man inserted an ad in the classified : Wife wanted. The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing You can have mine. #CASE 13 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car i

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