socialnetwork台词.doc

Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kindliving in the United States? - That cant possibly be true. - It is. What would account for that? Well, first, an awful lot of people?live in China, but heres my question.?How do you distinguish yourself?in a population of people?who all got 1600 on their SATs??- I didnt know they take SATs in China.? - They dont.?I wasnt talking about China anymore,?I was talking about me.?You got a 1600??Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,?but I cant sing.?Does that mean you actually?got nothing wrong??I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.? Or you could get into a final club.?Or I get into a final club.?You know, from a womans perspective,?sometimes not singing in?an a cappella group is a good thing.?This is serious.?On the other hand,?I do like guys who row crew.?Well, I cant do that.?I was kidding.?And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.?- Have you ever tried?? - Im trying right now.?- To row crew? - To get into a final club.?To row crew? No.?Are you, like, whatever, delusional??Maybe its just sometimes?you say two things at once.?Im not sure which one?Im supposed to be aiming at.?But youve seen guys who row crew, right??No.?Okay, well, theyre bigger than me.?Theyre world-class athletes.?And a second ago,?you said you like guys who row crew?so I assumed you had met one.?I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.?You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.?Okay.?Should we get something to eat??Would you like to talk?about something else??No. Its just since the beginning of?the conversation about finals club,?I think I may have missed a birthday.?There are really more people in China with?genius IQs than the entire population...?The Phoenix is the most diverse.?The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.?Which one??The Porcellian, the Porc.?Its the best of the best.?- Which Roosevelt?? - Theodore