爱糗事百科则（Love is the most Encyclopedia）.docVIP

爱糗事百科50则（Love is the 50 most Encyclopedia） 1 Teacher: a man walking accidentally bitten by a snake, then left a shadow in the heart, what is he afraid now? Love: for the shadow area of the. 2. on Monday, when the flag was lifted, the teacher said, the motherland is our mother, and the national flag is the symbol of our motherland.. Love story: teacher, your mother gone up. Teacher: get out of here 3. teacher: I heard that there are three treasures in the northeast, including ginseng, pilose antler, and what? Love story: alipay. Teacher: roll consciously. 4. love embarrassments: Mom, today the teacher lost her temper, scold all my classmates besides me. Mom: is that right? You finally gave me a long face. What did the teacher curse? Love story: the teacher scolded other classmates is shit. Mother: its not good for the teacher to scold the students so directly. Love story: Mom, the teacher did not directly criticize students, just politely said I was in a class of stirring stick. Mom: you roll me out...... 5.: teacher, we love embarrassments men can read separately, you can read to me? Teacher: you give an example. Love story: bite. The teacher turned pale and said, this is too simple, you change a difficult one.. Love: Pu Nao Biao ram Kunming embarrassments. Teacher: cant I get out of here? 6. teacher: in front of girls, want to go to the toilet, how can elegant leave? Jack Bauer: I want to go to the bathroom. Teacher: not elegant, too vulgar. Love story: Im going to take my brother to introduce you at night. Xiao Hong: annoying. Teacher: the two of you roll out! 7. teacher: love you to recite has learned yesterday jingyesi. Love story: wear Moonlight before the bed, two pairs of shoes, bitches, which you have. Teacher: get out of here...... Love embarrassments: Ma back too ripe eggs yesterday. 8. language class, love embarrassments: teacher, Kong Fuzi is not very color? Teacher: whats that? Love story: because the book says Confucius East tour, will see two children