新成长的烦恼第二季15.doc

MR DIG: Emotion, people! What Im talking about is emotion. Say it with me-- emotion! KIDS: ( quietly ) Emotion. MR DIG: Try it this way. E-motion! KIDS: E-motion. TOON LIZZIE: Mr. Dig is a great substitute, but he scares me sometimes. MR DIG: Acting is about honesty. Its about movement-- acting and reacting. Lizzie! LIZZIE: ( screams ) TOON LIZZIE: Okay, he scares me all the time. MR DIG: Now, thats real emotion. How do you feel, Miss McGuire? LIZZIE: Uh... scared. MR DIG: Good. Eh... ( barking grunts ) ( kids murmuring ) Is this for real? Is he okay? ETHAN: Does this mean class is over? LIZZIE: Mr. Dig! Are you okay? Can you hear me? Mr. Dig! I dont think hes breathing! MR DIG: And thats... the kind of emotion I want to see in your scenes today. LIZZIE: Mr. Dig, that was so not funny. MR DIG: Youre right. That wasnt comedy. But you know what is? Malcolm in the Middle. As a matter of fact I taught Frank Muniz everything he knows. LIZZIE: Sure you did, Mr. Dig. MR DIG: Oh, you kids are so cynical today. Its a tragedy. Its like one of Shakespeares greatest plays: Romeo and Juliet which you have just volunteered yourself to read. LIZZIE: Great. MR DIG: And wholl be my Romeo today? How about Mr. Is Class Over Cause the Teachers Dead? ETHAN: ( fly buzzing ) MR DIG: Ethan, that means you. ETHAN: You know, for a dead guy, youre kind of mean. MR DIG: Now, go to your proverbial corners and come out acting! TOON LIZZIE: Does life get better than a love scene with Ethan Craft? LIZZIE: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? ( Renaissance music playing ) LIZZIE: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Romeo? FRANKIE: But soft what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and you are the sun. ( birds chirping ) TOON LIZZIE: ( applause ) This is officially my all-time favorite play. ETHAN: Hey, Frankie... howd you get out of the TV? ( wind howling ) ----------- THEME SONG ----------- * If you believe * * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * * Weve got y