新成长的烦恼第二季10.doc

GORDO: Hey, guys. MIRANDA: ( grunts ) GORDO: Ooh, a grunt and a locker slam. That can only mean one thing-- somebodys got a book report? LIZZIE: Ugh. MIRANDA: We have to write five pages on The Red Pony. LIZZIE: Yeah, theres a red pony. It belongs to a little boy it dies and the end. How are we supposed to write five pages about that? GORDO: Double space and use wide margins? Well, youve got PE next. You dont have homework in that. LIZZIE: Uh, yeah, we just have to take a shower in front of 200 girls that do nothing but judge. MIRANDA: Yeah, and thats just plain fun. You know, I really dont feel like going. Maybe Ill just tell Coach Kelly Im sick and get out of it. LIZZIE: Whoa, look whos the rebel girl all of a sudden. GORDO: Dont ditch PE. You love volleyball. You can smash every serve and really take out your frustrations. TOON LIZZIE: Yeah, volleyball. Thats it. 2. INTERIOR SCHOOL - PE CLASS - DAYMR DIG: Hey, guys. Im filling in for Coach Kelly for a few weeks. Instead of volleyball, we are going to learn the gentle art of... dance. ( melodramatic music plays ) TOON LIZZIE: Doh. THEME SONG * If you believe * * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * * Weve got you fooled * * Cause we only do the best we can * * And sometimes we make it * * And sometimes we fake it * * But we get one step closer each and every day * * Well figure it out on the way. INTERIOR SCHOOL - PE CLASS - DAYMR. DIG: Now you might find it a little weird to study dance in PE. But dance is a very healthful physical activity. GORDO: Mr. Dig teaches History. He teaches English. He has no business teaching us dance. MR. DIG: Okay, everybody, watch this. ( smooth jazz music playing ) Jazz, jazz, jazz hands. Cha頽\, cha頽\, cha頽\, leap. Jazz hands. MIRANDA (to GORDO) You know, for a smart guy youre wrong, like, 90 percent of the time. GORDO: Well, I was right about Vice Principal Kaplans toupee. ( popping, boing ) LIZZIE: Eww! MR. DIG: Okay, Mr. Gordon. GORDO: Wha... me...? MR. DIG: