Friends 六人行 第一季 中英文全台词 The One With the Sonogram at the End.docVIP

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End(参加助产训练班) [Scene Central Perk, everyones there.] Monica: What you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性，对我们而言，亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要 Joey: Yeah, right...Yserious? 没错，当真? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 你想了解的一切全在初吻之中。 Monica: Absolutely. 没错 Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. 对我们而言亲吻就像是开场，就像佛洛伊飞船出场前，你得耐着性子先看完脱口秀 Ross: Yeah, and-and its not that we dont like the comedian; its that-that... thats not why we bought the ticket. 对，我们并非讨厌脱口秀，只是那不是我们买票的原因 Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. 问题出在于演唱会结束后 不论表演有多，你们女生总还想再看脱口秀，我们在车上奋力杀出车阵，只是拼命让自己别睡着 Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 是哦?给你一个建议 叫脱口秀主持人再度上场，否则下次，你们只能坐家里听唱片 Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex? 我们还在谈论性吗? Opening Credits [Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Ross: No, its good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a little angry? 不，这样很好，只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗? Marsha: Well, she has issues. 她有麻烦事 Ross: Does she. 她有吗？ Marsha: Hes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 他尝试和“参与者先生”生活在一起，他在外头乱搞女人，而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道 Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciers getting kinda close. See? 玛莎，他们是穴居人，他们关心的问题是Gee，那条冰河愈来愈接近了 Marsha: Speaking