friends老友记 中英文对照-全十季剧本.pdf

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut 101 试播 Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] 没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！ Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with! 少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你 Joey: Come on, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrong 交往的男人一定有问题！ with him! 打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又 Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a 带假发？ hairpiece? 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？ Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。 Carl- oh! 各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃 Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people 晚餐，而且不做爱。 going out to dinner and- not having sex. 听起来好像是说我的约会。 Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] 记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然 Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the 发现自己全身赤裸。 cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 我做过那样的梦。 All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。 Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone... there. 而不是……？ Joey: Instead of...? 没错。 Chandler: Thats right. 我没做过那样的梦,没有。 Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, 那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每 everybody starts looking at me. 个人都开始望着我。 Monica: And they werent looking at you before?! 他们以前不看你吗？！ Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, 终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来， which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! 我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给 [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] 我！ Ross: (mortified) Hi. 嗨。 Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。 Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? 你还好吧？ Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small 我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠 intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... 子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上…… Chandler: Cookie? 饼干？ Monica: (explaining to the othe