老友记剧本台词第10季.doc

《Friends》剧本（第十季） 1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss [Barbados, Monica and Chandlers Room. They both enter from Rosss room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.] Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest) Chandler: You know, Id love to, but Im a little tired. Monica: Ill put a pillowcase over my head. Chandler: Youre on! (they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Rosss room) Phoebe: Hey! Monica: Whats up? Phoebe: Well, okay, Mikes taking a shower, which by the way theres no law against. And then were gonna grab some food, so if you want... (theres a door slamming in Rosss room, and some indistinct murmuring) Ross: ... finally... Phoebe: Is that Ross? Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls. Phoebe: Sounds like hes with someone. Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps. Monica: Wait a minute, I think Phoebes right. You know I hear someone else in there with him. (they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear whats being said. We move to Rosss room where he and Charlie are kissing.) Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller! Ross: God, youre amazing... I didnt even have to ask you to call me that. Monica: Oh my God, thats Charlie! Chandler: Shes cheating on Joey with Ross! Phoebe: Oh that tart... floozy... giant... Monica: Im not sure about this. Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. This is none of our business. Monica: No Im not sure that its the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass! Phoebe: Oh, Im not gonna do this, okay? Im not gonna eavesdrop on my friend. Rachel: (through wall) Ooh... I love Barbados! (Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachels room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.) Joey: Ooh... I cant believe Im kissing you. Im kissing Rachel! Rachel: I know, Im her! (they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica) Phoebe: (w