孔雀东南飞搞笑版剧本演示文稿-(精选·公开·课件).pptVIP

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that I’ m henpecked ,but in fact ,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famouswoman in the neighborhood. JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here ！What’s up， mum? JM: I‘ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law ,what’s up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But…… JM: Never interrupt me! L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have be en working hard all day long ,cooking and washing .I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……  JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson ,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L: Mum, I’m back! LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself…… L: But, mum…LM: Never interrupt me! L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, OK? And I’ll marry whom -ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said: “If your daughter Haven‘t been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? The mayor’s son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下) J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch ! Where are my sock