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我只希望朱莉?贝克能离我远点All I ever wanted was for Juli Baker to leave me alone. 故事始于一年级暑假 年的夏天It all began in the summer of , before the start of second grade. 于我而言 这意味着我从此步入了For me, it was the beginning of what would be长达五年的不安与逃避生涯more than half a decade of strategic avoidance and social discomfort. 显然这姑娘也太不识趣了It didnt take long to realize this girl could not take a hint. 咱们仨在这儿有点挤吧 不要紧啊Its crowded in here with three people. I dont mind. 毫无自知之明 我们一起推吧? Of any kind. You wanna push this one together? 布莱斯 你妈妈还等着你去帮忙吧? Bryce, isnt it time for you to go help your mother? 是啊是啊Oh, yeah. 我真是拿她没辙I mean, nothing would stop her. 我终于忍无可忍 这时候诡异的事情却发生了I was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing happened. 我真是难以置信I couldnt believe it. 我居然会牵着陌生女孩的手There I was holding hands with this strange girl. 我咋就惹上了这种麻烦? 你好呀How did I get into this mess? Well, hello. 看来你已经认识我儿子了I see youve met my son我不得不使出岁男生仅有的气概Finally, I did the only manly thing available when youre years old. 然而 还有一大串的麻烦等着我However, my troubles were far from over. 就在我走进叶尔森老师的教室时The minute I walked into很显然it was clear:即使在学校 也无法逃脱她的魔掌School would not be a sanctuary. 嘿 布莱斯 你女朋友呢? Hey, Bryce, wheres your girlfriend? 枉我一世英名啊I was branded for life. 搬来镇上的第一年简直就是场灾难My first year in town was a disaster. 接下来的三年也不尽如人意And the next three werent much better. 就这么捱到了六年级 我总算不再坐以待毙But finally, in the sixth grade, I took action. 想到了一个大狠招I hatched the plan. 雪利Sherry. . . 这个招数的绝妙之处在于To full appreciate the brilliance of this plan雪利?斯道尔斯是朱莉的眼中钉you have to understand that Juli hated Sherry Stalls但我始终想不通其中的缘由though I never understood why. 雪利长发飘飘 为人和善Sherry was nice, friendly and she had a lot of hair. 我原本一心指望 只要和雪利吃吃饭The idea was that Sherry would eat with me散散步 就能让朱莉知难而退maybe wed walk around together, and hopefully Juli would lose interest. . 米娜妮也想打耳洞So Melanie wanted to get her ears pierced,但她老妈也不是省油的灯but of course her mother said no. 她就在家大发雷霆 So she threw a fit 把约翰尼?马蒂斯的精选辑给砸了and smashed her Johnny Math