老友记第一季第一集台词以及讲解.doc

丁小文：Rachel 王润苗：Monica 朱楠楠：Phoebe 宋明冬：Chandler 刘阿庆：Ross 杨鹏：Joey [Scene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Central Park: 中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心 -Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with! 没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！ -Joey: Cmon, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrong with him! 少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！ -Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 打住，Joey，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？ -Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？ (They all stare, bemused.) stare: 盯，凝视 bemuse: 发呆 -Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! 我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。 -Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且没做爱。 -Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. 听起来好像是说我的约会。 [Time Lapse] lapse: 飞逝 -Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。 -All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 我做过那样的梦。 -Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone... there. 我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。 -Joey: Instead of...? 而不是……？ -Chandler: Thats right. 没错。 -Joey: Never had that dream. 我没做过那样的梦 -Phoebe: No. 没有。 -Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. 那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。 -Monica: And they werent looking at you before?! 他们以前不看你吗？！ -Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! 终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！ [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] enter: 进来 -Ross: (mortified) Hi. 嗨。 -Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. wanna=want to 仅用口语 这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。 -Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? 你还好吧？ -Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my n