荆轲刺秦王英文话剧.pptxVIP

荆轲刺秦王; Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. ;;太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a bad guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 阿三: Honey, I am coming. ;太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、handsome、cute prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right people? ;阿三：After screening I have two promising persons . One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. ; Action II 第二幕;两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）;李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right. 太子丹上：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! ;太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹：Oh,you are killing me! 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too! May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, thats a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. ;荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三: Look! She is