英语经典笑话46篇.doc

英语经典笑话46篇 20个英语短篇笑话 (1) A: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! B: All right, Ill get you a fork. (2) A: Waiter, there is a roach in my soup and hes drowning. B: Well, sir, shall I teach him how to swim or strap a life preserver on his back? (3) A: Look here, waiter, I just found a collar-button in my soup. B: Oh, thank you, sir. I have been looking all over for it. (4) A: Waiter, this soup is cold. Bring me some thats hot. B: What do you want me to do? Burn my thumb? (5) A: Hey,waiter! This soup tastes like dish water! B: How do you know? Have you been tasting dish water lately? (6) A: Waiter, what does this mean? Theres a fly in the soup. B: How do I know? Im only a waiter, not a fortune-teller! (7) A: Is there any soup on the bill of fare? B: No, sir; there was, but I wiped it off. (8) A: What are these pennies doing in my soup? B: Well, sir, you said youd stop eating here if there wasnt any change in the food. (9) A: Waiter, theres a fly in my soup. B: Dont worry, sir. The spider on the bread will eat it. (10) A: Waiter, why are these flies in my soup? B: Because were all out of DDT, we decided to drown them. (11) A: Waiter, your finger is in my soup. B: Thats all right. Its used to the heat, I hardly noticed it. (12) A: Whats this in my soup? B: Dont ask me. I dont I know one insect from another. (13) A: Waiter, theres a fly in my soup! B: Thats all right, sir. He wont drink much. (14) A: Waiter,its been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. B: Yes, but you know how slow turtles are. (15) A: Waiter, theres a fly in my soup. B: What did you expect with the cheap dinner - a hummingbird? (16) A: Waiter, theres a fly in my soup! B: Ah, cornered at last! (17) A: What on earth is this soup made from,waiter? Surely it isnt chicken soup! B: Well, sir, its chicken soup in its infancy. Its made out of the water the eggs were boiled in. Whats Your Name? (1) Whats your name, said the clerk. Spell it, please. O double T I double U E double L double - - Just a minute