老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01.doc

1The One Where It All Began (Pilot) 更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899 2-=BT之家DRM小组 =- 3Theres nothing to tell. Its just some guy I work with. 4Youre going out with the guy. 5There has to be something wrong with him. 6All right,Joey. Be nice. 7So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 8Wait,does he eat chalk? 9I dont want her to go through what I did with Carl. 10Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date. 11Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 12Sounds like a date to me. 13Im in high school, in the cafeteria.. 14and I realize Im totally naked. 15Ive had that dream. 16Then I look down and I realize there is a phone.. 17there. 18- Instead of - Thats right! 19Never had that one. 20All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 21What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 22They werent looking at you before? 23Finally,I figure Id better answer it. 24And it turns out its my mother. 25Which is very,very weird because she never calls me. 26Hi. 27He says,Hello, I want to kill myself. 28You okay? 29I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.. 30- and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? 31Carol moved her stuff out today. 32- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 33No,dont! Stop cleansing my aura. 34- Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,be murky. 35- Ill be fine. I hope shell be happy. - No,you dont. 36No,I dont. To hell with her. She left me! 37You never knew she was a lesbian? 38No! Okay? 39Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 40She didnt know. How should I know? 41Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 42Did I say that out loud? 43I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 44Oh,really? 45So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing.. 46Ill never have grandchildren, was what? A wrong number? 47Sorry. 48Look,youre feeling a lot of pain right now. 49Youre angry. Youre hurting. 50Can I tell you what the answer is? 51Strip joints! 52Hey,youre single. Have some hormones. 53But I dont want to be single,okay? 54I just want to be mar