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愚人节幽默搞笑祝福语 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗? Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 妇女节到了，我送你‘八财八气’;祝大财小财、正财偏财、金财银财、艳财喜财，你家财万贯;志气才气、正气英气、骨气勇气、和气虎气、祝你一生福气! 今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的? 我十分诚心，九分真心，八分爱心，七分舒心，六分适心，五分开心，四分小心，三分用心，二分童心，一分尽心做个月饼送给你，祝中秋节快乐! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 爱人啊，你简直让我窒息， 2) 三八三八，欢乐哈哈;三八三八，幸福恰恰;三八三八，财运发发;三八三八，甜蜜沙沙;三八三八，好运哗哗;三八三八，短信来发：祝你三八节快乐无限! 你在哪沾上的一身臭气? I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我渴望你温柔的拥抱， 但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾以为一生只爱你一个， 直到遇见你的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 三十打声招呼问声好，逗你耍你也要笑，当个愚人没不好，难得糊涂很重要。大智若愚是个宝，对人友善人好交，愚人节里被搞笑，快乐大家人称好。祝你愚人节快乐! “世界末日”过了，不必庆幸，不必惊喜，其实玛雅预言就是玛雅人和我们开了一个超级大玩笑，让我们过了一次“愚人节”，呵呵，朋友，快乐活在当下! 因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!” 我绝望了紫霞离开了我，师傅又太唠叨，牛魔王借我的钱又不还，好不容易买下了水帘洞又被菩萨恶意收购，还好可以上网，发个消息，祝二师弟中秋快乐!发送 Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适! Psychological test: If you and the cow