小学生英语笑话【小学生英语笑话带翻译阅读】.docVIP

小学生英语笑话【小学生英语笑话带翻译阅读】 　　人类历史上，人自从有了语言，就已经出现了开玩笑的语言。且其趣味有高下之分。小编整理了小学生英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读! 　　小学生英语笑话带翻译：吠狗不咬人 　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 　　Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. 　　没有关系，一位先生说， 　　Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite? 　　不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：吠狗不咬人。 　　Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 　　啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗? 　　小学生英语笑话带翻译：爸爸去哪儿了 　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 　　Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! 　　看，哥哥说，这些画多漂亮呀! 　　Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? 　　是啊，弟弟说道，可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢? 　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 　　哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。 　　小学生英语笑话带翻译：你眼睛都闭上了 　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! 　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：先生，醒醒! 　　I wasnt asleep, the man answered. 　　我没有睡着。那个男人回答。 　　Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. 　　没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀? 　　I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 　　我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。 　　小学生英语笑话带翻译：为什么我的答案是错的 　　You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. 　　你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说 　　She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.