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[关于简短又好笑的英文笑话]英文笑话简短 　　笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时 起着重要作用。整理了关于简短又好笑的英文笑话，欢迎阅读! 　　关于简短又好笑的英文笑话篇一 　　Cheap price for a horse 便宜的马 　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50. 　　Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:Horse, saddle and bridle for $50. 　　Immediately someone responded to the ad, That#39;s an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What#39;s wrong with your horse? 　　Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad. 　　无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50 元 卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。 　　一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50 元卖 马鞍和马缰绳。 　　马上就有人询问这则广告。这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者 说，马有什么毛病吗? 　　哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。 　　关于简短又好笑的英文笑话篇二 　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn#39;t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, Start singing very loud. 　　两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是， 一个男孩对另外一个说：我们开始大声唱歌就行了。 　　How will that help? said the second boy. 　　那就会知道时间吗?第二个男孩问。 　　Just do it, insisted the first. 　　只管唱吧。第一个坚持道。 　　Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, Keep it down! Don#39;t you know it#39;s three o#39;clock in the morning? 　　两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道： 小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗? 　　关于简短又好笑的英文笑话篇三 　　George comes from school on the first of September. 　　9 月 1 日， 乔治放学回到家里。 　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. 　　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。 　　I didn#39;t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too 　　妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说 3 加 3 得 6, 可后来又说 2 加 4 也 得 6。 　　 看了关于简短又好笑的英文笑话的人还看了： 1.关于好笑的简短英文笑话 2.简短又好笑的英文小笑话阅读 3.简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话大全 4.有趣简短的英文爆笑小笑话大全 5.简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 6.简短搞笑英文笑话