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关于短的英语笑话故事精选 Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Youve done the right thing, says Mommy. But Mommy, I was sitting on daddys lap. 给女士让座 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，他叫我让座给一位女士。” 妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。” “但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。” A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. Exactly one hundred million and three years old. How can you be so sure? inquired the tourist. Well, replied the guide, a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago. 一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。 “这些化石有多长的历史?”游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。 “整整十亿零三年了。” “你怎么这么肯定?”游客问道。 “哦，”向导回答道，“一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。” Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands. 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?学生：大手。 The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. “It works like this，” she said.“Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—Robert Burns，for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames.See?Bobby Burns!” “I see what you mean，” said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that its Not Robert Browning?” 我们的老师正在给我们介绍现在某些学校使用的一种新的记忆训练系统。“这个系统是这样的，”她说。“假定你要记住一个诗人的名字——例如，要记住罗伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告诉我们把他当作博比·彭斯。“让你的脑海里闪现出一个伦敦警察的形象，燃烧着的警察。明白吗?警察燃烧!” “我明白你的意思，”班上的万事通说。“但是你怎么能说那就不是罗伯特·布朗宁呢?” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。