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关于小学英语小笑话故事大全 Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`? 姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样? Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born. 母亲:唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。 The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesnt need to be removed after all.” 医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说:“我给你带来了好消息，也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息是我们截错了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息，我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。” Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?” 伊凡流着鼻血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” A kid bit me,” replied Ivan. “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。 Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. “再见到他时你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 Id know him anywhere,” said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.” “他走到哪里我都能认出他。”伊凡说:“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。” A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. 一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。 well，sit down and eat your tea,”said his mother. Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty.It’1l be all right when you’ve got something in it.” “来，坐下，吃点点心。”妈妈说:“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西，就会好的。” Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache. That’s because it’s empty，”said his bright son. Youd be all right if you had something in it.” 一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来了，说是头痛。“你头痛是因为脑袋是空的。”他聪明的儿子说:“里面装点东西，就会好的。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。