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英语笑话故事带翻译的 向老外借钱发音不准所闹的笑话 上午10点，coffee break. 由于早上没吃早饭，肚子有点饿。来到lunch room, 便想从 售货机里买包 peanut butter cracker 0.5美元充饥。掏出钱包一看，钱包里只有一个quarter 老婆真够可以的，心想，这下惨了, 又不能刷卡。 看到同一办公室的老美同事Stephen 65岁左右正坐在那里喝咖啡，于是便冲他喊道 ：“Stephen, do you have a dollar?” Stephen: I have three. Me: One is enough. Stephen: Too late. Me : ??? Too late? 他花了?还是他不愿意借?老美真够小气的，一块钱都不愿意借。 没办法，只好又到另一个办公室找一中国人借了一块钱。 回到售货机旁，刚想把钱塞进去，Stephen 走了过来：“Oh, I thought you were asking for my daughter”. 苏格兰人和售票员 A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector. 一个苏格兰人拎着一个很大的箱子，在开往伦敦的公交车上，这辆车已经行驶了五英里了。他时刻都想着避开售票员逃票。 Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up: Youve been on for five miles一that’ll be 50 pennies, please, and 10 pennies for your suitcase.” 后来售票员还是发现了他，叫他补票。“你已经坐了五英里了，5O便士，你的箱子还要交10便士。” The Scotsman responds: I haven’t, I want to have a penny fare，just got on this very moment.” They begin to argue, and the ticket collector become more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman’s suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus. 那个苏格兰人答道:“我没有，我刚刚才上来，我想只掏一便士的车钱。”于是他们开始吵了起来，售票员越听越生气。最后当车子行驶到伦敦大桥时他抓起苏格兰人的那个大箱子顺着车窗扔了出去。 It lands in the river and sinks without a trace. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, Not only are you treat to overcharge me for the ticket一but now youre gone a drowned my boy Jenny.” 箱子掉进了河里沉了下去。那个苏格兰人在那里怔了片刻，然后对售票员说:“你不但想超收我的车钱，还淹死了我的儿子强尼。” 多少钱? It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , Look，Joe! Isn t that beautiful !” 冬天就要来了