Crowded《麻烦满屋（2016）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Oh, hey, honey. I was just... Shh. Where are the girls?哦 嗨 宝贝 我刚正准备 嘘 女儿们呢In their rooms. Why?在她们房hearts;间啊 怎么了Okay, nice and easy, lets sneak out to a movie,太好了 别出声 让我们一块儿溜出去看电影吧just the two of us.就我们俩Ill go get my purse. No, no, too risky.我去拿包 别别别 会被她们发现的We got to go now. Not without my purse.我们现在就得走了 不行 我要带包You dont need your purse, I got my wallet.你不用带包 我带钱包了But I need my brush, lipstick, concealer.但我需要我的化妆刷 唇膏 遮瑕膏What are you trying to conceal?你想遮啥呢I know what you look like.我都知道你长啥样了Lets go before were late.快走吧不然要迟到了Late for what? Yeah, where are we going?迟啥到啊 是啊 我们要去哪The movies. Nowhere.看电影 哪都不去Yay!耶Let me just take care of something real quick.等会儿 我有点儿小事要处理下Aaron, were doing stuff. You got to leave.亚伦 我们家有事 你得走了Aaron, family. Family, Aaron.亚伦 这是我家人 爸妈 这是亚伦 Its nice to meet you.幸会幸会You have a beautiful home,你们家真漂亮and youve raised a wonderful daughter.你们女儿真是棒呆了They know.这还用说嘛I will text you later.等会儿给你发短hearts;信hearts;Great.好哒He seems nice.感觉他人还不错呦Yeah. Hes too nice.呵呵 他有点好过头了I got to get rid of him.我得赶紧甩了他We spend one night together, and now hes all,我们才在一起一晚上 现在他一副Lets go out again and hold hands in the park,我们再一起出去吧 让我们在公园里拉拉手ride the carousel, share our stories.一起坐旋转木马 分享我们的经历吧Who wants that?天哪 谁想要这种人I do.我就想要You just described my favorite montage你刚刚形容可是每一部浪漫喜剧里in every romantic comedy.我最喜欢的画面了Well, that and the montage of trying on different outfits嗯 除了那 还有试穿男朋友给你买hearts;hearts;的各种衣服的桥段that your boyfriend bought you even though youre a hooker.虽然你只是出来卖hearts;hearts;的And those snooty Beverly Hills sales ladies...那些势利的比弗利山庄的导购们theyre just jealous of what I have...只能在一边干瞪眼 看我有这么好的男朋友I mean she has.我是说她的男朋友Look, Ive dated enough guys to realize听着 在交往了那么多男孩后我才幡然醒悟theyre always jerks in the end.他们到最后都是忘恩负义的狗东西So now Im the jerk.现在终于轮到我体验当人hearts;渣hearts;的快hearts;感hearts;了Im breaking the hearts.轮到我让他们伤心欲绝Im the reason they woke up downtown on a curb是老娘让他们醒来发现自己醉倒在市中心的路边i