Crowded《麻烦满屋（2016）》第一季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我得准备工作了 麦克 我还有客户呢I need to get ready for work! Mike, I have a client!她欲擒故纵 是因为知道我会穷追不舍She runs, knowing I will pursue.行了行了 别再像佩佩·勒皮优[来自于《臭美公子的追求》]一样缠着我了Come on! Stop Pepé Le Pew-ing me.你的抗hearts;议hearts;我不听我不听 我的小甜心Your protests fall on deaf ears, my little Georgia peach.哦 嘿Oh, hey.-佩佩·勒皮优是谁 -法国卡hearts;通hearts;里一只多情的臭鼬- Whos Pepé Le Pew? - Hes an amorous, French cartoon skunk.简直太好笑了 每一集里都会有一只母猫It was so funny. Every episode a female cat背上弄上白色条纹would get a white stripe down its back然后佩佩以为那是一只母臭鼬and Pepé would think it was a girl skunk,于是他便穷追不舍 将她按倒 然后亲吻and hed chase her and hold her down and kiss her.听起来像是个约会强hearts;奸hearts;犯Sounds like a date rapist.其实也不算是约会It wasnt really a date.那他就是个一般的强hearts;奸hearts;犯咯So hes just a regular rapist.你们这一代的政hearts;治hearts;三观简直太正了You girls and your whole generation are so politically correct.我那时候 如果一只卡hearts;通hearts;臭鼬强hearts;奸hearts;了只猫In my day, a cartoon skunk would rape a cat,你只管丧心病狂地大笑一顿and youd just laugh your head off.你那年代 卡hearts;通hearts;都是种族歧视In your day, cartoons were racist.就《小飞象》[迪士尼1941年经典动画]里的那些乌鸦 还有《飞毛腿冈萨雷斯》[华纳1955年出品的动画]里的那只墨西哥老鼠Those crows in Dumbo, That Mexican mouse Speedy Gonzales.飞毛腿怎么了Whats wrong with Speedy Gonzales?他可比其他人都跑得快啊He was faster than everybody else.你知道吗 他们的腿上可比我们多了块肌肉啊[许多白人认为黑人跑得快的原因]You know, they have an extra muscle in their legs.-爷爷 -鲍勃- Grandpa! - Bob!我说的是那只老鼠 不是墨西哥人Im talking about the mice, not the Mexicans.我可不想看到十年后的卡hearts;通hearts;会是个什么样子Id hate to see what cartoons are gonna be like in ten years.我还不想看到十年后你是什么样子呢Id hate to see what youll be like in ten years.不用你操心 我那时肯定已经翘辫子了Dont worry, Ill be good and dead.总之 有目标是很重要的 老爸Well, its important to have goals, Dad.鲍勃 现在人们活的可比以前久了Bob, these days people are living a lot longer.是啊 但得看看是啥生活质量啊Yeah, but at what quality of life?只要我快不行了As soon as I start declining我希望有人朝我脑袋来一枪I want someone to shoot me in the head.我可不想 我会不择手段地活下去Not me. I want to be kept alive by any means necessary.只要我能看