Crowded《麻烦满屋（2016）》第一季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Have you ever noticed there are no female cereal mascots?你注意到了吗 从来都没有女性麦片吉祥物How does eating cereal become a feminist issue?吃个麦片怎么就上升到女权主义了Theres Tony the Tiger; Toucan Sam;你看 像东尼虎 大嘴鸟山姆Snap, Crackle, and Pop; Captain Crunch.噼里啪啦三兄弟 嘎嘣脆船长[以上全为麦片吉祥物]What about Fruity Pebbles? Pebbles is a girl.还有果味麦圈啊 麦圈可是个女孩儿Nice try, but Fred and Barney are on the box.说得好 但佛瑞德和巴尼才是印在盒子上的人What do you want from me?你还想让我说什么吗Dad, what are you doing here?爸 你来这儿干嘛Thats a greeting?有你这么打招呼的吗No Hello, Dad, nice to see you?为什么不说 “你好 老爸 很高兴看到你”Hello, Dad, nice...你好 爸 很高兴Now its too late.为时已晚Weve got a hankering for lemonade.我们想做些柠檬水喝Youve always got this weird bowl full of lemons你们总是有很诡异的一大碗柠檬just sitting here doing jack squat.放在那里啥屁事儿也不做You never use them.你们从来都不用那些柠檬Not once have we tasted a我们在你家里dish in this house that had a lemon flavor.一次都没有尝到过有柠檬风味儿的菜Just take em.赶紧拿走吧Oh, my God, I just got a哦 我的天 我刚收到了job interview at the Weisman Space Center!韦斯曼航hearts;天hearts;中心的工作面试Oh, congratulations, sweetheart. Fantastic.哦 恭喜啊 宝贝 太棒了Ill be honest; I never got this ladies-in-space stuff实话实说 我从来都搞不懂女人也能当宇航员那一套 until I saw Sandy Bullock in that Gravity.直到我在《地心引力》里看到了桑德拉·布洛克But I think she handled herself real well.我觉得她在里面还挺游刃有余的Ive always wanted to work at the Weisman. Im so excited!我一直都想在韦斯曼工作 好激动哦Oh, no.哦 糟了I can already feel the sleep Im not gonna get tonight.我已经能感觉今晚将是个不眠夜了I should have slept more last night;早知道昨晚我就该多睡会儿but if Id known, I wouldnt have slept at all.但如果我早知道的话 我肯定激动得一晚上不睡了What if I screw it up? Then Ill never sleep.我要是搞砸了怎么办 那我就永远不会睡觉了Knowing you, youll get the job, youre gonna do great,我还不了解你 你会拿到工作的 而且会表现得很棒and youre gonna win a Nobel Prize.还能拿诺贝尔奖呢I do have my speech ready.我确实准备了获奖感言But what if it sounds over-rehearsed?但如果听起来太做作了怎么办What if its too long?如果我说的太长了怎么办What if they play me off with that weird Norwegian award music?如果他们放那诡异的挪威颁奖音乐让我出丑怎么办The point is, were taking the lemons. Come on, Alice. Lets