Crowded《麻烦满屋（2016）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Shea, what does this say? Alice sent me a text.谢伊 这些都是什么 爱丽丝给我发了条短hearts;信hearts;Its just tiny cartoons.就是些小卡hearts;通hearts;图案Those are emojis.叫做表情Emojis?表情God, I hate new things.天啊 我最讨厌这些新鲜事物了Heart, bed, female cop.心 床 女警Oh, that must mean Alice is coming home in uniform.噢 这肯定是爱丽丝说她待会儿会穿着制hearts;服hearts;回家When grandma is in her prison guard outfit当你奶奶穿着监狱看守制hearts;服hearts;的时候I find her particularly enticing.我觉得她特别有诱惑力You know, Dad, I was going to try to eat this, so...老爸 我正准备吃东西呢if you would just please never, never say that again.可以别再说这个了吗 永远都别再说Hello. Hello, officer.你好 你好 警官Im a bad boy, bad boy. Whatcha gonna do?我是个坏男孩 坏男孩 你要把我怎么办So Ill just go on a diet.我还是继续节食吧Oh, Mike, I wanted to tell you噢 迈克 我要跟你说we got an inmate request today.我们今天收到一个囚犯的请求A prisoner wants to meet with you.有个囚犯想见你Kyle Sullivan.凯尔 沙利文Kyle Sullivan? Kyle Sullivans in prison?凯尔 沙利文 凯尔 沙利文在监狱里吗That is fantastic. I hope he fries.太好了 我希望他正在水深火热之中Who is Kyle Sullivan?凯尔 沙利文是谁He was your dads fifth grade bully.你们老爸五年级的时候被他欺负过You had a bully, Dad?你还被欺负过啊 老爸Youre like a giant.你简直是个巨人I was small back then,我当时个子很小and Kyle was responsible for the most humiliating凯尔造就了moment of my life.我这一生最羞辱的时刻He super glued me to my chair,他用强力胶把我粘在椅子上and I had to climb out of my pants我就不得不在全班人的面前in front of the whole class.脱下裤子起立He was standing there crying他当时穿着超人小内hearts;裤hearts;in his little Superman underpants.站在那儿大哭I skipped over certain details for a reason.我故意跳过一些细节是有原因的You should have seen Mike back then.你们应该看看迈克以前的样子Short, scrawny, glasses,又矮又瘦 还戴着一副眼镜an all-you-can-eat buffet for bullies.唯一能吃到饱的就是被欺负Well, it didnt help that you cut my hair with a bowl.但是你用个碗把我头发给剪了也没让我的造型变好一些Well, I wasnt gonna pay five bucks for a haircut.嗯 我不会为剪这样的头发花五块钱Id already paid five bucks for the bowl.我都已经花了五块钱买hearts;hearts;碗了I want to see pictures.我想看看照片Well, they dont exist. I got rid of them all.并没有照片这种东西存在 我把那些都丢掉了Oh, so we can get rid of all th