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【小学的简单的英语笑话】最简单的英语笑话 小学的简单的英语笑话篇一顾全面子 Once there was a scholar who was very poor，but was very much concerned with his reputation. One evening，a thief broke into the scholars house，but he could find nothing worth stealing. So he said，What bad lucky Ihave hit upon a real beggarsHearing this，the scholar fished out little money he had from his bed head，and went after the thief. He stopped the thief and whispered to him，You come at a most inopportune time. Would you please make do with this little money2 But for Heavens sake dont talk about it in front of anyone else.By all means leave me a little face，eh? 从前有个读书人家里很穷，却很爱面子。一天晚上，小偷到他家来行窃，却没有东西值得一偷，就说:晦气，我算碰到真正的穷鬼了!读书人听见了，就从床头摸出仅有的几文钱，追上去拦住小偷，轻轻地说:你来得真不巧。请将就些把这些钱拿去。不过在人家面前，你可千万不要随便说，给我留点面子啊。 小学的简单的英语笑话篇二葬礼何时举行? 一天课后，我儿子有一个重要的约会，那时他在劳伦斯的堪萨斯大学任助教。他穿上白衬衣，戴上领带，套上正统的深色西装。正要离开房间的时候，他发现鼠夹上夹了一只老鼠。他小心谨慎地拿着鼠夹，向垃圾堆走去。有位教授碰巧路过，看到此番情景，问道:葬礼何时举行? My son,a teaching assistant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence，had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt，a tie and a conservative dark suit. As he was leaving his apartment，he noticed his mouse trap had a victim.Holding the trap carefully out in front of him，he walked to the dump. A professor happened by，took in the situation and asked，What time is the funeral? 小学的简单的英语笑话篇三A man was wandering around in a field , 有名男子在田野里徘徊 thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她。 He asked God,Why did you make her so kind hearted? 他问上帝：你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良? The Lord responded,So you could love her ,my son. 主响应说：我儿 呀，这样你就会爱她呀。 Why did you make her so good looking? 你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢? So you could love her,my son . 我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。 Why did you make her such a good cook? 你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢? So you could love her,my son. 我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。 The man thought about this. 这名男子想了一下这件事。 Then he said , I dont mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you ma