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[趣味英语笑话]20个英语笑话爆笑超短 经典趣味英语笑话阅读篇一I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. Now, children, she saysDid you make someone else glad? Please, teacher, says a small boy, I made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that? The teacher says. My granny. The boy says. Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad. The teacher says. I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, Im going home. And she said, well. Im glad! 我让奶奶高兴了 一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。听着，孩子们，他说：你们曾让别人高兴过吗? 我，老师，一个男孩子说，昨天我就使别人高兴过。 做得好。是谁呢?老师说。 我奶奶。小男孩说。 好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?老师问道。 是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说：奶奶，我要回家了。她说：啊，我很高兴。 经典趣味英语笑话阅读篇二Lord Yes Love of the Dragon There is a young man, Lord Ye. He likes dragons vey much. He draws many dragons in his house. The house becomes a world of dragon. A red dragon hears of Lord Ye, and is deeply moved. He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him. Hi, Mr. Ye! Nice to meet you, the real dragon comes to visit Mr. Ye runs away as fast he can. Oh, my God! Help! Help! he runs and shouts. 叶公好龙 有个年轻人，姓叶，非常喜欢龙.他在屋里里面了许多许多龙。这屋子都快成了龙的世界。 一龙真龙听说了叶公的事，很受感动，就想去拜访叶公，和他交个朋友。 嘿。叶先生!很高兴见到你。这条真龙拜访叶先生了。可是叶先生飞快地逃了。忒边跑边喊：啊，我的天啊!救命!救命! 经典趣味英语笑话阅读篇三Adding Eyes to a Dragon Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes. Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, The dragon has no eyes. It isnt a good picture. But Mr. Li smiles and says, If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away. Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, You are boasting. I dont believe you. Mr. Li isnt angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies. 画龙点睛 李先生是位很好的画家。一天画了一条栩栩如生的龙，但是这只龙没有眼睛。 周先生见了说：这条龙没有眼睛。这不算一张好画。 可是李先生笑着说：如果我给它加上眼睛，它就会飞走了。 周先生摇头说：你吹牛。我不相信。 李先生也不生气，只是拿起笔给龙点上眼睛。哇!龙真的飞走了。 经典趣味英语笑话阅读篇四Covering Ones Ears While Stealing a Bell Mr. Wang