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[关于七年级英语笑话故事]英语笑话故事 关于七年级英语笑话故事篇一Lawyers Son 律师的儿子 The lawyers son wanted to follow in his fathers footsteps, 律师的儿子想要继承他老爸的衣钵， so he went to law school. 因此他就去读法学院。 He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his fathers firm. 他以优异成绩毕业，然后返家加入他老爸的公司， At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his fathers office,and said, 就在他上班的第一天要结柬之际，他急忙地冲进他老爸的办公室说： Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for ten years! 老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你办了十年的车祸案件! His father responded:You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years! 他的老爸响应说：你这个小白痴，我们公司就是依靠那个案件的资金才生存了十年呀! 关于七年级英语笑话故事篇二A Smart Witness 聪明的目击人 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. 有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。 The lawyer asked him,Did you actually see the accident? 律师问他：你确实看见了这起车祸吗? The witness:Yes,sir. 目击证人说：是的， 长官. The lawyer :How far away were you when the accident happened? 律师说：当车祸发生的时候，你在多远的地方? The witness:Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches. 目击证人说：三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。 The lawyer(thinking hed trap the witness):Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knewit was exactly that distance? 这名律师说(心想他会让这务目击证人陷，入阴谋的勘计之中)：那好吧，先生，请你告诉陪审团，你怎么知道确实是那个距离昵? The witness:Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knewsome annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question. 目击证人说:因为当车祸发生的时候，就拿出了卷尽测量过宦。我早知道会莉一个令人伤脑筋.律师问。我那个蠢问题 。 A Smart Witness 聪明的目击人 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. 有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。 The lawyer asked him,Did you actually see the accident? 律师问他：你确实看见了这起车祸吗? The witness:Yes,sir. 目击证人说：是的， 长官. The lawyer :How far away were you when the accident happened? 律师说：当车祸发生的时候，你在多远的地方? The witness:Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches. 目击证人说：三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。 The lawyer(thinking hed trap the witness):Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knewit was exactly that distance? 这