Siblings《贱精姐弟（2014）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

贱精姐弟 第二集对 我甩了她 伙计Yeah, I dumped her, mate. 给我杯白咖啡Yeah, Ill take a flat white with those, and...再来两个巧克力松饼throw in a couple of them double chocolate muffins as well.不 慢慢来 白hearts;痴hearts;No, take your time, idiot!她是个疯子 伙计No, she was mental, mate.我在手hearts;机hearts;里存的她的名字是疯婊hearts;子hearts;I got her saved in my phone as Psycho-Bitch.性别歧视兼弱智Wow, sexist AND slow.终于完了 麻烦给我一个巧克力松饼Finally! Could I get a double-chocolate muffin?抱歉 最后两个刚刚卖hearts;hearts;了Sorry, we just sold the last two.没有了吗You dont have any more left? -没有 抱歉 -难以置信- No, sorry. - Unbelievable!打扰下 我刚才排在你后面Hi, excuse me. I was in the queue behind you不知道你能不能让一个松饼给我and I was wondering if I could have one of your muffins?什么What? 你买hearts;hearts;了最后两个Yeah, well, you got the last double-chocolate ones,我一般早上都要吃一个and I kind of always get one in the morning.这样我才有精神Helps kick-start my day.不过吃完不久就犯困 因为含糖高I do crash pretty soon afterwards because of the sugar,但如果你能给我一个就太好了but itd be great if I could get one of yours?好的Yeah, all right.-谢谢 -十块钱- Thank you! - Yeah, for a tenner.你要我花十英镑买hearts;hearts;一个松饼You want me to pay 10 pounds for a muffin?供求关系不一样啊 亲爱的Supply and demand, darling.好吧 但我同意这样做Ah, fine, but I am only agreeing to this只因为我上班已经迟到两小时了because Im already two hours late for work.很高兴和你做买hearts;hearts;卖hearts;hearts; 甜心Nice doing business with you, sweetheart.彼此彼此You too.别叫我甜心 贱男 真hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;的没礼貌Oh, and dont call me sweetheart, you dick, its fucking rude.坐下吧 丹Hi, take a seat, Dan.谢谢Cheers.在开始前 我想说And before we kick off, I just want to say,前台的女生 现在是什么情况the girl at reception, whats her deal?她在和别人约会吗 还是...Like, is she seeing anybody, or...?-我想她有男友 -好吧- I think shes got a boyfriend. - Cool.是长hearts;期hearts;关系还是随意那种And is it, like, a long-term thing or a more chilled out,你想睡谁就睡谁 别染上淋病就行You can sleep with who you want, just dont get gonorrhoea就这样之类的type of vibe?没事 我出去时自己问她Its fine, Ill ask her myself on the way out.