Siblings《贱精姐弟（2014）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

God, I cant believe Jacks getting married! Im so excited.老天 真不敢相信杰克要结婚了 我好激动Look, my hands are shaking.看 我的手都在抖Hannah? Hannah?汉娜 汉娜Stop it. Whyd you make us get here so early?行了 你为什么要我们来这么早I hate being the first person to arrive, its pathetic.我讨厌做第一个到的人 那很可悲I didnt want to be late.我不想迟到One of my best friends is tying the knot,我的死党之一要结婚了this is a big day for me.今天对我来说很重要I even made my own confetti out of loo roll.我甚至亲手用卫生纸做了彩花Im pretty sure the invitation我很肯定邀请函上didnt say Bring your own gross confetti.没注明自带劣质彩花I was so pumped last night I couldnt get to sleep,我昨晚兴奋得失眠了figured I might as well do something useful.想着不如做点有用的事I cant believe you buy into this whole matrimony shtick.真不敢相信你居然还吃婚姻这一套I mean, weddings are dumb.婚礼傻hearts;逼hearts;兮兮的What? You dont like weddings?什么意思 你不喜欢婚礼吗Next, youre going to be saying接下来你恐怕会说you dont like pictures of dogs with sunglasses,你不喜欢狗狗戴着墨镜拍的照片because theyre too hilarious?因为这样太搞笑了吗Weddings are just archaic bullshit parades, Dan.婚礼不过是一场抱残守缺的无用游hearts;行hearts; 丹Im not into them for the same reason我不喜欢婚礼 就跟我不想死于I dont die from minor infections - its not 1853.轻微感染病是一个道理 现在又不是1853年Why did you even agree to be my plus-one, then?那你为什么愿意当我的伴Im not going to turn down a free meal, am I?不吃白不吃啊 对吧Besides, lets check out this fucking fancy pants mansion.而且 看看这栋华丽的宅子Its like something from a Jane Austen wet dream.就跟简·奥斯汀春梦里的一样How the hell can Jack afford to hire this place?杰克到底哪里来的这种财力Isnt he like, a dodgy estate agent or something?难道他是个狡猾的房hearts;地hearts;产hearts;商经纪人什么的Yeah, he is, but this belongs to the girl hes going to marry.他的确是 但这宅子属于他要娶的那姑娘Seriously? Apparently, shes super posh.真的吗 很显然 她身份高贵Technically, her family still owns quite a lot of India.严格来说 她的家族在印度依然拥有相当数量的土地No shit?真的假的How long till this thing starts, then?婚礼还要多久才开始I dont know, like three hours? Three hours?!不知道 大概3个小时 3个小时At least that gives me plenty of snooping time.至少我有相当多的时间来窥探了Look, Hann