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英语笑话短文 儿童英语笑话短文大全 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face. Yes, sir, the class said. Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet? A class member shouted, Cause your feet aint empty. A little boy wasnt getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, I dont want to scare you, but my daddy says if I dont get better grades somebody is going to get aspanking! It was little Michaels first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard. Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother. Oh, Granny, he exclaimed, one of the chickens is in bloom! A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why doesnt daddy have very many hairs on his head? he asked his mother. He thinks a lot, replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such adiplomatic explanation for her husbands baldness. Or she was until her son thought for a second and asked, So, why do you have so much hair? A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, Whats the problem, Carol? I hope its not homework again. Well, uh, yes it is. replied Carol. I made my homework paper into a paper airplane. Carol, that wasnt a very bright thing to do, said the teacher, but this once Ill let you just unfold the paper and hand it in. Oh, but that wont work, said Carol, looking even sadder. You see, the plane washijacked. 看了“儿童英语笑话短文”的人还看了： 1.关于短篇儿童英语笑话 2.关于英语笑话小短文大全 3.儿童英语笑话大全带翻译 4.短篇儿童英语笑话 5.儿童英语笑话大全 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。