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有关简短英文笑话阅读 小幽默笑话简短 Two nurses are giving a woman in a coma1 a sponge bath. They notice that when they get near her private areas that she starts to get a little stimulated2. The theorize that oral sex will bring her out the coma. They go out into the lobby and tell her husband their theory. The husband is a little aprehensive about it at first, but he agrees to do it. The nurses leave the man with his wife and give him some privacy. They come back about 10 minutes later and the woman is dead! What happened? asks one of the nurses. The man replies, I dont know...I think she choked. A man and wife entered a dentists office. The Wife said, I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. Youre a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. He asks the first nun, Sister Karen have you ever had any contact with a penis??? The nun giggles and replies, Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. St Peter says OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate. St Peter asks the next nun the same question. Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis.. The nun is a little reluctant but replys Well I once fondled and stroked one.. St Peter says, OK dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gate... All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says Sister, what seems to be the rush??? The nun replys If Im going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!!! John an