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[有关英语小笑话带翻译简短]英语小故事带翻译简短 Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands. 一对爱尔兰情侣坐在公园里的长椅上。他们手牵着手，但是那个女的一直紧张地摆弄她的双手。 Mary: “Patrick. I have something to tell you.” 玛丽:“帕特瑞克，我有些事想告诉你。” Patrick: “Well，what’s on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.” 帕特瑞克:“好的，你在想什么?有什么事你尽管可以跟我说。” Mary: “It’ s so terrible.” 玛丽:“这件事简直太难讲出口了。” Patrick: “You know you can trust me. What is it?” 帕克瑞克:“请你相信我，到底是什么事?” Mary: “Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money in sight…” 玛丽:“那是好几年前的事了。我爸爸失业了，当时没有钱。” Patrick: “So, what is it?” 帕特瑞克:“那然后呢?” Mary: “Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn… prostitute!” 玛丽:“哦，当时我们简直是绝望之极。所以有时候我不得不去做妓女!” Patrick: “WHAT!” 帕特瑞克:“你说什么?” Mary: “We needed the money so bad!” 玛丽:“我们太需要钱了。” Patrick: “There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul! How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!” 帕特瑞克:“不要找借口开脱了。出卖你的灵魂，你怎么能这么做呢? 你! 玛丽，这我实在是接受不了。” Mary: “Not you, Pat! No! I thought youd understand. I thought your could still love me, even though I had been a whore.” 玛丽:“不，帕特请不要这样，我觉得你能理解我。我相信你依然爱我，哪怕我曾经出卖过自己的身体。” Patrick:“Oh! … You … Well, thats ok. For a moment I thought you said protestant’!” 帕特瑞克:“哦，你等会儿，那没关系。刚才我还以为你是说你是当了新教徒呢。” For a long time Dr. Smith had wanted to get a better job in a certain big modern hospital, and at last he was successful. He was appointed to a particular position, which he wanted，and his wife moved to the house, which they were now to live in. The next day some beautiful flowers were sent to them, with a note，which said，Deepest sympathy. Naturally,Dr. Smith was angry to receive such an unusual note, and telephoned the shop which had sent the flowers to find what the note meant. 很长时间以来，史密斯先生一直想在一家现代化的大医院找到一份较好的工作，最后他如愿以偿了。他得到了他所想要的一个重要职位，他和他妻子也搬进了他们现在的房子。第二天，他让花店送来了一些美丽的鲜花，上面有一张条子，写道:“最深切的