Rick and Morty《瑞克和莫蒂（2013）》第四季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Rick, we did it! We -- We got it!Rick 我们成功了 我们拿到了Hurry up, Morty. Get in!快点 Morty 进来Chachi! Fuck Chachi, Morty.Chachi 别管Chachi了 MortyDid you get it? He helped me escape prison.你拿到了吗 是他帮我越狱的Did you get the Ultimate Cube?我问你有没有拿到终极魔方Oh, its purple.行吧 是紫色的Y-You said it was purple.你说过它是紫色的I said mine was.我是说我的那个是紫的I didnt know they all were.我不知道都是紫的And now we do, thanks to Chichi.现在知道了 感谢ChichiChachi.是ChachiSo, uh, w-w-when do I get it?所以 呃 什什什么时候能给我Get what, a hug?给你啥 一个拥抱吗Lets find a planet with a garden hose first.等我们找到有园艺橡胶管的星球再说吧A dragon. A dragon.要龙啊 龙啊You asked me to cut class and fight robots with you.是你让我翘课去帮你打机器人的I said, No.我说 “不”You said, Millions of lives depend on it.你说 “几百万条生命就在此一战了”I said, Ill do it for a dragon.我说 “给我龙我就干”You said, Whatever.你说 “啥都行”I want my dragon.我要我的龙You know whos into dragons, Morty?Morty 你知道什么人才喜欢龙吗Nerds that refuse to admit theyre Christian.拒绝承认自己信基hearts;督hearts;的书呆子们I want my dragon. Let me give you rocket shoes.我要龙 给你双火箭鞋怎么样Let me give you Wolverine claws.金刚狼的爪子呢Let me give you a fucking rocket hat.要不来一顶他妈的火箭帽吧Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes,记得和火箭鞋配套使用or itll rip your head off.不然你的头会被甩掉I want my dragon! I want my dragon!我要我的龙 我要我的龙I want my dragon!我要我的龙Oh, crap.哦 操Crap.完犊子了Dad, are you okay?爸 你还好吗Your ship crashed in Malta.你的飞船在马耳他坠毁了Im okay.我没事儿Oh, thank God.谢天谢地Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?爸 你是不答应Morty要给他条龙Fuuuuuuu--次奥奥奥Bleed here and here.把血滴在这儿 还有这儿Im not co-bleeding.我才不掺和Under authority of our treaty基于以下条约所述之协定twixt the realms of dragon and man...“在人类世界与龙的王国之间”Oh, my God, its my first gay wedding.哦天 我还是头一回参加同志婚礼Summer!Summer...I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider在此 我将这条高贵的龙与他的驾驭者at the soul.进行灵魂绑定Heres your tome of dragon spells and lore.这本书上写了和龙有关的咒语以及其他知识Thatll have everything you need.上面有你需要的一切Enjoy your dragon.和你的龙好好玩儿吧Okay, dragon, heres the house rules.听着 龙 这个房hearts;子里有如下规则My name is Balthr