Rick and Morty《瑞克和莫蒂（2013）》第四季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

What kind of parents drag their kids away什么样的父母才会把孩子拽出家门for the entire week of spring break?浪费春假里一整周的大好时光Im missing Mike Triscuits drug party.我要错过Mike Triscuit的嗑药派对了Look at this. Hes already watching Euphoria to pregame.你看看 他们放《亢奋》已经放到前戏了Pregame. Game. Video game.前戏 游戏 电子游戏Yes, yes, drugs and video games. Poor babies.是 是 毒品和电子游戏 可怜的小屁孩们What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.你们需要的 是猛抽一口大自然来提升品味Trust me, this is good for you.相信我 这对你们有好处Can someone just kill me?干脆来个人杀了我吧Grandpa Rick, you can kill anything.好姥爷Rick 你啥都能杀死No, he cant, Summer. Were roughing it.不 他不能 Summer 我们正体验艰苦生活呢And that means no sci-fi bullshit.意味着禁止使用那些科幻破烂玩意Isnt that right, Rick? Uhhuh.是不是这样啊 Rick 嗯哼Rick, was that a scifi phone call? Shut up, Jerry.Rick 那是个科幻来电吗 闭嘴吧 JerryDamn it, I didnt think she had this number.该死 我以为她没这个号hearts;码Why are you building a Faraday box to block out the signal?你为什么要造个法拉第笼来屏蔽信hearts;号hearts;hearts;Oh, my God, Grandpas ghosting someone.喔天哪 姥爷在跟某人玩失踪Im not ghosting. Hey! Give it back, Summer!我没有在玩失踪 嘿 还给我 SummerRick. Please answer me.“Rick 请回复我Im pregnant?!我怀孕了”Oh, my God, Grandpa, you fuck boi.我的天 姥爷 你这个渣男Im not a fuck boi Summer!我不是渣男 SummerTheres no way those kids are mine.那些小孩绝不可能是我的Wow. At least we know why Rick actually came on the trip --哇哦 起码我们知道了为什么Rick要来这次旅行to avoid his fuck-guy problems.因为他要逃避约炮约出的问题Why would this person lie? I dont know, honey.这个人为什么要说谎 我不知道 宝贝Shes addicted to what the Rick did.她对我的辉煌事迹很着迷You know, its -- its -- its a tale as old as my huge dynamite penis.你知道 这 这故事已经和我那根非同凡响的巨棒一样老了Can we turn the radio on?可以打开收音机了吗I am not letting you abandon those kids like you abandoned me. Oh, my God!我不会放任你抛弃那些孩子的 就像你当年抛弃我那样 哦 我的天Were going to see this baby mama right now!我们现在就去见孩子他妈What, like, literally now?什么 你是说字面意义上的现在吗Yes, now! Thats an order.对 就现在 这是命令No!不要This is exactly what I was talking about!我刚就说别整科幻那一套Rick, I hope you realize the tubing permitRick 希望你知道