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英语笑话翻译集粹 英语笑话翻译集粹 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回 答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道: 上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟. Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, Im the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, Congratulations, you got triplets. Man was like Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the 3 musketeers. Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says Congratulations, you got twins x2. Man is happy and says, Ironic, I work for the hotel 4 Seasons. All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him whats wrong and he answered, Whats wrong? I work for 7up! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说: 恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一 会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了. 我是3M公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了2对双胞 胎.男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴, 但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对 劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀! 呵呵,一个比一个效率高. Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together. The Canadian said, I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile. The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said Genie, tell me more about this wall, the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet