20份 七年级英语 汤姆索亚历险记：了不起的粉刷工英文剧本.docxVIP

Scene 1 Aunt Polly:To-o! (No response.) Aunt Polly:To-000000000000000000m! (No response.) Aunt Polly:Tom Sawyer, if you dont come out this minute Im gonna lick your behind. (A giggle.) Aunt Polly:I heard you,young man.Now come out and admit you ate all my homemade strawberry jam. (Silence.) Tom:(Voice muffled.) Aunt Polly,why do you want to lick a bees hindquarters? Youll hurt your tongue. Aunt Polly:(Looking around.)Where are you? Tom:(Muffled whisper.)Im everywhere,and nowhere.I am nothing,and everything.I am the thief of jam! Aunt Polly:(Exasperated.)The only thing you are is a pest. When I get my hands on you Im going to spank your bottom blue. Tom Sawyer:But Auntie, Im just an orphan. Without your love and kindness Ill turn into a thief and a scoundrel. Aunt Polly:Its too late for that Im afraid-there you are! (Aunt Polly pulls Tom out from a cupboard by the ear.) Aunt Polly: How did you fit in there? Tom: I was a circus freak in my youth. (Tom attempts to put a foot behind his head.) A contortionist of middling talent. Aunt Polly: Oh,please.Ive been taking care of you since you were still wetting the bed.Now be a good boy and get the switch. Tom:Auntie-e-e,dont make fun of me for wetting the bed. Aunt Polly:Youre a tough child. Tom:If you take away a boys dignity,what does he have left? Aunt Polly:Stolen strawberry jam in his belly.Now bend over. Tom:Look at that enormous horsefly! Aunt Polly:Im not falling for that one again. Tom:No, its, its huge. Ive never seen anything like it.Gargantuan.Monolithic.A leviathan.AND ITS IN YOUR HAIR! (Aunt Polly starts to paw her face.Tom takes this opportunity to scamper offstage.) Aunt Polly:Tom,when you come back Im-gonna-beat-you-into-next-week-dyou-hear-me?! Aunt Polly:(Talking to audience.)Relax.I never end up beating him.He always tricks me.Even if he didnt, I could never bring myself to hurt that sweet fool of a boy. Im Toms aunt.My sister,rest her soul,died of scarlet fever when Tom and his brother Sid we