Miguel Wants to Fight《Miguel Wants to Fight（2023）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

主人公。The hero.米格尔,你欠我 5 美元。Miguel, you owe me $5.你克隆了自己？Youve cloned yourself?卡斯？！Cass?!卡斯,抓住他的马尾辫！Cass, grab him by the ponytail!嘿,哟,米格尔！Hey, yo, Miguel!嘿嘿！- 嘿！Hey-ey-ey! - Hey!兄弟,我正在制hearts;作hearts;火影忍hearts;者视频。它来了！Bro, Im working on the Naruto video. Its comin out fire!哦,我的上帝！Oh, my God!卡斯！Cass!卡斯！Cass!地狱是的,我的兄弟。- 斯里尼！Hell yeah, my brother. - Srini!唷。- 让我得到其中的一些。Yo. - Let me get some of those.回来,你不能-- - 过了,过了。Come back, you cant-- - Over top, over top.你是认真的吗？Are you serious?不,那是什么？No, whats that?这是关于这个家伙的动漫Its this anime about this guy谁能一拳打败任何对手。whos able to defeat any opponent with just one punch.该死。这是一种兴hearts;奋hearts;剂hearts;技能。就一拳。毫米！Oh, shit. Thats a dope skill to have. Just one punch. Mm!或者一个非常糟糕的。-怎么样？Or a really bad one. - Hows that?因为他不能手hearts;淫hearts;。Cause he cant masturbate.什么？-我只是说What? - Im just saying,如果他的手那么强,他可能会超级喜欢它if his hand is that strong, he might get super into it不小心一拳打掉了自己的鸡hearts;巴hearts;。and accidentally one-punch his own dick off.这个命题太危险了。我永远不会做那笔交易。Its too dangerous of a proposition. I would never make that trade.如果完全相反怎么办？如果他真的很擅长呢？What if its the complete opposite? What if hes, like, really good at it?你知道,只要一次拉扯和...嗖！You know, just one pull and... whoosh!嘿！哟,兄弟,不要把你想像中的抖动对准我！Hey! Yo, dont aim your imaginary jizz at me, bro!不。。。你是对的。- 打架很像自hearts;慰hearts;。No... youre right. - Fightings a lot like masturbating.如果打架很像自hearts;慰hearts;,If fighting is a lot like masturbating,那么你就做错了其中之一。then youre doing one of em really wrong.“一招人。”One Stroke Man.啊！是的。- 是的,好吧。Ah! Yes. - Yeah, all right.等等,但要坚持住。Wait, but hold on, though.所以,如果你是一个超级英雄,你的超能力产生了影响So, if youre a superhero and a resulting effect of your superpowers就是你只需要一笔...你知道的？is that it only takes you one stroke to... you know?现在,这会让你的生活更快乐还是让你的生活更悲伤？Now, does that make your life happier or does that make your life sadder?快乐。-悲伤。加油。像吃饭一样想一想。Happier. - Sadder. Come on. Think on it like eating.你想品尝你的食物还是想吃饱？Do you