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ColumbussTelephoneNumber
LittleMary:Ifindinmyhistorybookthereisalwayssuchnumber(1451--1560)afterthenameChristopher
Columbus.Wouldyoupleaseexplainwhy,sir?
LittleRose:Icantellher,sir.ItwasColumbusstelephonenumber.
TheFourthElement
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?
Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...
Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?
Student:Soap!
WhoseFault
Teacher:Betty,youmadesomanymistakesinyourexercise,surelyyourmotherwillblameyou!
Betty:Blameme?Oh,mo.Onthecontrary,Illblameher.Becauseitwasshethatdidmyhomeworkinstead.
TwoBirds
Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?
Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.
Teacher:Pleasetellus.
Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.
TheFishNet
TheNewTeacher
GeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember.
AphysicsExamination
Onceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingit
hard.
Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethunderrolls?
Nicksanswer:Becauseoureyesarebeforeears.
AnEntranceExamination
Inanentranceexaminationofaconservatoryofmusic,theteacheraskedoneoftheboys,WhatisthemostInanentranceexaminationofaconservatoryofmusic,theteacheraskedoneoftheboys,Whatisthemost
disdainfully.
TheBiggestintheWorld
Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.
Teacher:Peter!Tellus,whatsthebiggestintheworld?
Peter:Well,welleyelids
Teacher:What?Eyelids?
Peter:Yes,sir.BecauseassoonasIshutmyeyes,theeyelidscovereverythingoftheworld.
MotherWastooBusy
Teacher:Mike,yourealwaysaskingyourfathertodoyourhomeworkinstead,andagainthistime
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